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Pray for Taylor Love.
| Classmate #1: | Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl. |
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| Classmate #2: | I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty. |
| Me: | Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting. |
| Classmates: | .... |
| Me: | And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong. |
| Classmate #2: | What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together? |
| Classmate #1: | Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it. |
| Me: | Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage. |
| Classmate #1: | Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone. |
| Me: | What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone? |
| Classmate #1: | Yeah... |
| Me: | Does he love animals, too? |
| Classmate #1: | He loves human and animals and living creatures all around. |
| Me: | Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha. |
| Classmate #1: | .... |
| Me: | Go choke on a dick you stupid prick. |
| Lawyer: | "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" |
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| Witness: | "I only have one, you know." |
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| Lawyer: | "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" |
| Witness: | "By death." |
| Lawyer: | "And by whose death was it terminated?" |
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| Accused, Defending His Own Case: | "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?" |
| The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. | |
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| Lawyer: | "What is your date of birth?" |
| Witness: | "July 15th." |
| Lawyer: | "What year?" |
| Witness: | "Every year." |
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| Lawyer: | "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?" |
| Witness: | "Gucci sweats and Reeboks." |
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| Lawyer: | "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?" |
| Witness: | "No. He was wearing a mask." |
| Lawyer: | "What was he wearing under the mask?" |
| Witness: | "Er...his face." |
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| Lawyer: | "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?" |
| Witness: | "Yes." |
| Lawyer: | "And in what ways does it affect your memory?" |
| Witness: | "I forget." |
| Lawyer: | "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?" |
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| Lawyer: | "How old is your son, the one living with you?" |
| Witness: | "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which." |
| Lawyer: | "How long has he lived with you?" |
| Witness: | "Forty-five years." |
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| Lawyer: | "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?" |
| Witness: | "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'" |
| Lawyer: | "And why did that upset you?" |
| Witness: | "My name is Susan." |
| ----- | |
| Lawyer: | "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" |
| Witness: | "No." |
| Lawyer: | "Did you check for blood pressure?" |
| Witness: | "No." |
| Lawyer: | "Did you check for breathing?" |
| Witness: | "No." |
| Lawyer: | "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" |
| Witness: | "No." |
| Lawyer: | "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" |
| Witness: | "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." |
| Lawyer: | "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" |
| Witness: | "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere." |
| ----- | |
| Lawyer: | "What happened then?" |
| Witness: | "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'" |
| Lawyer: | "Did he kill you?" |
| Witness: | "No." |
| ----- | |
| Lawyer: | "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--" |
| Witness: | "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment." |
| ----- | |
| Lawyer: | "You were there until the time you left, is that true?" |
| ----- | |
| Lawyer: | "So you were gone until you returned?" |
| ----- | |
| Lawyer: | "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?" |
| ----- | |
| Lawyer: | "Were you alone or by yourself?" |
| ----- | |
| Witness: | "He was about medium height and had a beard." |
| Lawyer: | "Was this a male or a female?" |
| ----- | |
| Lawyer: | "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture." |
| Witness: | "That's me." |
| Lawyer: | "Were you present when that picture was taken?" |
| ----- | |
| Lawyer: | "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?" |
| ----- | |
| Lawyer: | "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?" |
| Witness: | "I'll be three months on November 8." |
| Lawyer: | "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?" |
| Witness: | "Yes." |
| Lawyer: | "What were you doing at that time?" |
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| Lawyer: | "She had three children, right?" |
| Witness: | "Yes." |
| Lawyer: | "How many were boys?" |
| Witness: | "None." |
| Lawyer: | "Were there girls?" |
| ----- | |
| Lawyer: | "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?" |
| Witness: | "Yes." |
| Lawyer: | "And these stairs, did they go up also?" |
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| Lawyer: | "What is your brother-in-law's name?" |
| Witness: | "Borofkin." |
| Lawyer: | "What's his first name?" |
| Witness: | "I can't remember." |
| Lawyer: | "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?" |
| Witness: | "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!" |
| ----- | |
| Lawyer: | "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?" |
| Witness: | "I refuse to answer that question. |
| Lawyer: | "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?" |
| Witness: | "I refuse to answer that question. |
| Lawyer: | "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?" |
| Witness: | "No." |
| ----- | |
| Lawyer: | "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?" |
| Witness: | "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people." |
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| Lawyer: | "Were you acquainted with the deceased?" |
| Witness: | "Yes sir." |
| Lawyer: | "Before or after he died?" |
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| Lawyer: | "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?" |
| Other Lawyer: | "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot." |
| ----- | |
| Lawyer: | "And what did he do then?" |
| Witness: | "He came home, and next morning he was dead." |
| Lawyer: | "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?" |
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| Lawyer: | "Could you see him from where you were standing?" |
| Witness: | "I could see his head." |
| Lawyer: | "And where was his head?" |
| Witness: | "Just above his shoulders." |
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| Lawyer: | "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?" |
| Witness: | "The victim lived." |
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
2.PRESS PLAY
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
YOU HAFTA USE YOUR HEADPHONES OR IT WONT WORK
reblogging this because even though it freaked me the eff out it was still the most epic one of these i’ve ever done.
I squealed when he whispered, OH GOD I COULDN’T STOP GIGGLING
I WAS GIGGLING TOO
My mom came in and thought I was crying, then I made her sit down and do this too c:
My room is full of invisible people. This is terrifying.
On a funny note I had my earbuds in the wrong ears, so they said the wrong sides xD
That actually tickled!!!
I jumped…omg
LMFAO omg, I had to stop and look around the room because I thought they were actually here ;x . Mind = Blown
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS MY TV AHHHHHH
ooooohhhhh
(Source: awesomaticeric, via rcmclachlan)
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I feel for Coulson the way Coulson feels for Cap.REBLOG IF YOU LOVE AGENT COULSON.
EVERYONE REBLOG.
FOREVER.
THE WHOLE WEBSITE BETTER FUCKING REBLOG
Duh.
^accurate
Why doesn’t tumblr just change its logo to Coulson’s face
Yes please.
we are all Agent Phil Coulson
(Source: morethanpotter, via sallyshadpow)
paulapopsicle asked: Headcanon for Nayeli: The first time Nay went on hunt as an immortal huntress of Artemis, she was actually a novice to the sport since she was a healer before pledging. Seeing this, Artemis took her aside and every night for two years she helped Nayeli with trapping and shooting, slowly building up their way from rats to condors.
ffff awwww ;v; I really love this! Sadly I imagine her having at least the basics in understanding hunting, since her and her father traveled so much and he was the healer, she helped out by providing basic food while they traveled between tribes. I also think Waywa wanted her to understand how to defend herself if something ever got to that point and understanding weapons and how to use them. But I could see Artemis possibly helping her out with bigger catches and learning to be silent while doing so.
paulapopsicle asked: Headcanon for Alix: The reason why Alix loves the color pink so much is because when she was really tiny, she had her first piece of cotton candy. It was light, pink and fluffy like clouds which reminds her of her father, Zeus.
Accepted! But her mother never even knew he was Zeus so she wouldn’t know either, haha. So I will take the rest as it is<3
